Sexual slang is part of life and kids hear it regularly. When they understand what some of these words and phrases mean, they lose their charm, and your kids are well informed. Double-bonus.
These definitions are for words or phrases an 8- to 12-year-old might encounter. I only included the basics here as well as some other terms they may hear. There are tons more, so make UrbanDictionary.com your friend.
What did I miss?
Asshole
This is slang for anus, where your poop comes out. It’s an insult and means someone is being mean and stupid.
Balls
Slang for testicles or scrotum. It can also mean that someone is brave as in “He’s got balls if he’s going to jump off that high dive!”
Bastard
This means someone who is born without married parents. And it used to be a terrible thing, hence the insult. Now it also means a guy who is mean.
Bitch
A bitch is a female dog. When a female dog is “in heat” she can be grumpy and aggressive. So, people started using it to insult a woman who is crabby or mean.
Cock
A cock is a rooster and a vulgar way to say penis.
Cunt
This is a very, very ugly and mean word for vagina. It’s can also be used as a very mean insult. Don’t use it. Ever.
Dildo
A fake penis people use to masturbate with or while having sex with someone.
Douche or Douche Bag
Douche means to clean out the vagina or anus with water. A douche bag is filled with water and has a narrow hose attached to it. The hose goes in the vagina or anus and the water is pushed inside and cleans out the vagina or anus.
Most of the time a douche bag is used to clean a vagina. This is not good for a woman’s body because the vagina cleans itself. If there is a smell, there’s a problem and she needs to see the doctor.
To call someone a “douche” or “douche bag” implies they are dirty, disgusting and stupid. Vaginas are NOT dirty and disgusting, and using this phrase is very insulting to women. And stupid.
Eat Out
Slang for performing oral sex on a girl or woman.
Fuck
The f-word is a very ugly way to say “have sex” but people use it in all different ways – as a verb, an adverb, an adjective, or a noun. It is considered the worst swear of all time and please don’t use it.
Gay
People will describe something as “gay” to say it is stupid or wrong. This is an insult to gay people and offensive because it says gay people are stupid or wrong. Do not use it.
Go down
This means to give someone oral sex.
Hooker
Someone who is a prostitute and sells their body for sex or sexual acts.
Horny
To feel like you want to have sex or masturbate.
I’d hit it
This means “I’d have sex with that person if they were available.”
Jerk Off or Jack Off
Slang for masturbation and usually used in reference to boys. It also describes someone who is being a total poop.
Kinky sex
Most people have sex and sexual behaviors that are pretty simple and standard. Some people like to do different kinds of things that many people view as wild, unusual, or extreme.
Lezzy
Short for lesbian, this is sometimes used as an insult, because the idea is that it’s bad to be a lesbian or if you are a lesbian there is something wrong with you. The only people it’s insulting to is lesbians. Do not use it.
Muff
Slang for the vaginal area.
Muff Dive
Oral sex on a woman.
Nuts
Slang for testicles or scrotum.
Orgy
Usually only two people have sex with each other, but sometimes more than two people will have sex together.
Pervert
A person who’s sexual desires or behaviors are different from what is considered normal, standard or typical.
Prostitute
Someone who sells their body for sex or other sexual acts. These people are also called sex workers or escorts.
Pussy
Slang for vagina.
Queer
This can mean gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgendered. Kids use it as an insult and this is not okay. Do not use it.
Quickie
A very fast sexual encounter.
Rack
This is a woman or girl’s breasts, usually used when the breasts are large.
Slut
A negative way to describe a woman or girl who has had many sexual partners.
Stud
A positive way to describe a guy who has many sexual partners.
Twat
Ugly slang for vagina. It is used as an insult too, meaning stupid.
Uncle Fucker
This is a very vulgar and inappropriate song from the TV show South Park. It’s an insult and says someone is having sex with their uncle.
Va-jay-jay
Oprah’s cute term for vagina.
Vibrator
An electric powered device or toy used for sexual pleasure by women and men. It wiggles and vibrates and this feels good when it’s put on privates. It can be any shape and size.
Virgin
A person who has never had sex before.
Wank or Wanker
This means to masturbate and is British slang. A wanker is also someone who is stupid.
Whore or ‘ho
A person, usually a woman who is a prostitute or someone who has had many sexual partners.
X Rated, XXX
A movie rating for pornography. The higher the number of Xes the more intense and graphic the pornography.
Yah-yahs
Slang for breasts.
Zoophilia
The act of having sex with an animal. This is also called bestiality and is very wrong. Animals cannot give consent, so it is never okay to do anything sexual with them.
What do you think is missing?! Let me know please.
